Two Bastards

samsplace:

tweten:

ericangevine:

I hope that includes over 40.

retrogasm:

I want to know who all the over 30 tumblr’s are (like me) so I can follow you…

*I am following all who reblog this… it’s kind of nice to have some company from the over 30 crowd…

Yet, still a young buck at heart

Very Much So

But I still feel like a 17 year old with the keys to the liquor cabinet.

Yeah yeah, I’m old but ‘69’ still makes me laugh like an adolescent.

Woo-Hoo…free follower for the blog I haven’t updated in 5 months!!!

5th Jan 2011 | 1,291 notes

Here’s one I made a while back:

(Source: ohinternet)

14th Sep 2010 | 429 notes

thedailywhat:

So This Happened of the Day: “LA Gay Hipster Fight” delivers as promised.

[thd.]

There’s gonna be a gay fight…snap…snap…tonight.

(Source: thedailywhat)

6th Sep 2010 | 12 notes

My wife has awesome friends. Original box from 20 years ago.

Happy Belated Birthday

July 30th marked the one year anniversary of twoBASTARDS…and this post is our 100th. Yah! I think that calls for a redesign of the site. And by that I mean picking a new theme.

Why don’t the people that make sandwiches put the same amount of condiment on your sandwich as they do on theirs? ”Why yes, I did want to choke on mustard while eating my sandwich. How the shit did you know that?!”

14th Aug 2010

The New 10-Second Rule

If you walk indoors and you haven’t removed your sunglasses within 10 seconds, you are a douche. And really its more like 3 seconds. And for you folks that wear transition glasses…well, I don’t know what to tell ya.