by thebastardtodd July 29, 2010
by thebastardtodd June 9, 2010
Sad Bath

Sad Bath

by thebastardtodd April 20, 2010
He uses AOHell.  Haha….get it?

He uses AOHell.  Haha….get it?

by thebastardtodd April 17, 2010
Employees must wash hands.
I’ve heard of 2 left feet, but this…….

Employees must wash hands.

I’ve heard of 2 left feet, but this…….

by thebastardtodd March 24, 2010
(via ohinternet)

Yes…I’m that lazy.

by thebastardtodd March 14, 2010

I’ve gone an entire time change never setting my bedside clock to the new time.  Here we are 6 months later and the time is correct again.  Success!

by thebastardtodd March 13, 2010
Ahh…the innocence of parents.  What McLovin wants…McLovin Gets

Ahh…the innocence of parents.  What McLovin wants…McLovin Gets

by twobastards February 23, 2010

Anonymous asked: How many turds does it take to make a "shit ton"?

If we assume a turd weighs 1/4 of a pound-then it would be 8000 turds. Which is approximately 4 shit loads.  And also explains why the scale doesn’t change when I weigh myself before and after.

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by thebastardtodd February 21, 2010

Ask us anything

Its official

by thebastardtodd February 19, 2010

I have more fun thinking up titles than actually working on posts.