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Yes…I’m that lazy.
I’ve gone an entire time change never setting my bedside clock to the new time. Here we are 6 months later and the time is correct again. Success!
Anonymous asked: How many turds does it take to make a "shit ton"?
If we assume a turd weighs 1/4 of a pound-then it would be 8000 turds. Which is approximately 4 shit loads. And also explains why the scale doesn’t change when I weigh myself before and after.
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