Two Bastards

Jun 09

Sad Bath

Sad Bath

Apr 20

He uses AOHell.  Haha….get it?

He uses AOHell.  Haha….get it?

Apr 17

Employees must wash hands.
I’ve heard of 2 left feet, but this…….

Employees must wash hands.

I’ve heard of 2 left feet, but this…….

Mar 24

(via ohinternet)

(via ohinternet)

Mar 14

Yes…I’m that lazy.

I’ve gone an entire time change never setting my bedside clock to the new time.  Here we are 6 months later and the time is correct again.  Success!

Mar 13

Ahh…the innocence of parents.  What McLovin wants…McLovin Gets

Ahh…the innocence of parents.  What McLovin wants…McLovin Gets

Feb 23

Anonymous asked: How many turds does it take to make a "shit ton"?

If we assume a turd weighs 1/4 of a pound-then it would be 8000 turds. Which is approximately 4 shit loads.  And also explains why the scale doesn’t change when I weigh myself before and after.

Feb 21

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Feb 19

Its official

I have more fun thinking up titles than actually working on posts.

It’s because you’re eating, dipshit.

Ever wondered why it is when you go to a restaurant the server always seem to come around when you’ve got food in your mouth?  See title for explanation of this mind-boggling phenomenon.