Sad Bath
He uses AOHell. Haha….get it?
Employees must wash hands.
I’ve heard of 2 left feet, but this…….
(via ohinternet)
I’ve gone an entire time change never setting my bedside clock to the new time. Here we are 6 months later and the time is correct again. Success!
Ahh…the innocence of parents. What McLovin wants…McLovin Gets
Anonymous asked: How many turds does it take to make a "shit ton"?
If we assume a turd weighs 1/4 of a pound-then it would be 8000 turds. Which is approximately 4 shit loads. And also explains why the scale doesn’t change when I weigh myself before and after.
I have more fun thinking up titles than actually working on posts.
Ever wondered why it is when you go to a restaurant the server always seem to come around when you’ve got food in your mouth? See title for explanation of this mind-boggling phenomenon.