Yes…I’m that lazy.

I’ve gone an entire time change never setting my bedside clock to the new time.  Here we are 6 months later and the time is correct again.  Success!

Anonymous asked: How many turds does it take to make a "shit ton"?

If we assume a turd weighs 1/4 of a pound-then it would be 8000 turds. Which is approximately 4 shit loads.  And also explains why the scale doesn’t change when I weigh myself before and after.

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I have more fun thinking up titles than actually working on posts.

It’s because you’re eating, dipshit.

Ever wondered why it is when you go to a restaurant the server always seem to come around when you’ve got food in your mouth?  See title for explanation of this mind-boggling phenomenon.