Halloween is the only time of the year that the people who work at the halloween store can dress like they normally do and not look like dumbasses.
Buckner, Buckner, Bo-uckner, Banana-fana Fo
School Name Eliminated Due To Potential Rhymes
New Spring Hill School Won’t Be Called Buckner
SPRING HILL, Tenn. - When it comes to schools, what’s in a name? Apparently a lot, when you’re dealing with kids.
School officials in Williamson County are trying to settle on the name for a new middle school in Spring Hill. They’ve eliminated Buckner because of the potential rhymes students could come up with.
Right now, the top names are Spring Station, Station Spring and Legacy. The school board will discuss those options next month.
Hmm….
Looks like somebody needs to widen their content area.
Tumblrshop: Vaccination Winners!
Wow, guys! Picking just five wasn’t easy, but after exhaustive internal debate I’m finally ready to present the winners of the latest Tumblrshop Challenge.
lee:
kapi:
You really should take a look at them all.
Thanks to everyone for playing! You’re all winners, but only these five people get free posters. (If you won, email me your address!)
Been watching SNL for 1 hour now and every commercial has been for Bud Light Wheat. What the fuck.
Press 1 for Obama
I called the White House last night. I got an automated answering system. Option 1 stated, ”For the President, press 1.” I thought this was hilarious so I pressed 1. Obama answers the phone and I asked him how a certain military aircraft was able to stay in the air when it makes such drastic turns. He told me how he didn’t know the answer and was really cool about it. I thanked him for everything he was doing and hung up the phone. This was at about the same time that I woke up from a really surreal dream that I can’t remember for some reason.
Nostalgia Time
Bored again
